The saddest thing in the world is to know youve been taken for a fool and gave your heart to someone that steps all over it.

Love is a dangerous feeling, turns the most hardest of men into pussycats but also makes you blind to what the other person is doing.

You think there with you when really its there own selfish desires that there fullfilling. You wake up one day and see it all for what it is, shes never calls to find out if your ok when not hearing from you for days, limmits the ways to get a hold of her.  Stops putting any effort into the relationship and is never there for you.  It crushes you to find out youve been toyed with for the longest time.  The worst feeling in the world is loveing someone that will never love you back.

Ok so i go out for a drink last night with some friends from work ... and who stops by at the bar, but my co-wokers wife and little sister.  I shouldnt say shes little. shes 26 with a smoking body and a face like a angel. we do the normal hello's and pleased to meet you's and went on with the night.  I m not going to let a opertunity like that go to waste..  I casually start trying to move in on her. She taking the bait and laughing at my dumb ass jokes, calling me sweet heart , baby, babe, talking all cute and sweet to me, so i think im in.  As the night came to a close i drive her home, I walk her to the door give her a hug good night , followed by a kiss, get her phone number,  make plans to see each other again. I asked to come inside she tells me her boyfriend wont like that to much... (  I shook my head too). I got out of there with out saying goodbye, left her standing in the cold.  All I can say is why me...

Whats with girls now a days, leading guys on , its like a game to them called "I got a BF but lets find prince charming too",. There was no mixed signals here the girl wanted me and was willing to go out with me, but call me old fashion but i like my girls single and without boyfriends lol, commitment has to be a thing of the past. Im never going to find that special someone, every girl I meet is just totally wrong for me.

Now that 2007 is nearly over, the World Organization of Statistics has released frightening new information that shows toaster related deaths are up all across the world this year.

"It's not just in the US, it's everywhere," said Dr. Kevin Willie, self-proclaimed 'Statistical Genius'. "It is an alarming trend, and only appears to be getting worse."

The number of toaster related deaths in the world this past year was 45. This is up 12 from last year, and up 15 from two years ago. The number of toaster related deaths in the US alone was 17, nearly a 7% increase over the past year. This year toasters have killed nearly ten times more people worldwide than the deadly polio virus, and no one disputes what a terrible plague polio has been on society.

"At the steep rate that toaster deaths are increasing, the entire human race may soon be wiped out," claimed Dr. Willie.

Most often, toaster deaths are caused by a lack of respect, and fear, for the common toaster. 

"Toasters are programmed only to toast. They know nothing else. They feel no pain, they have no compassion. They will tear a man to pieces and cook him to a golden brown without a second thought," said Nathan Jones.

Nathan lost his wife and daughter in a toaster related incident four years ago and has been working to instill fear of toasters in all who he meets so that they will not have to relive his experience. "All they wanted was toast, but what they got was death," he often tells his audiences.

"People are lackadaisical, just putting bread and bagels into the toaster," said Dr. Jack Snow. "They don't even stop to think about how the toaster is really an unstoppable killing machine."

Dr. Snow works for the Aaron Burr Medical Institution, which specializes in toaster related injuries. He has treated dozens of toaster injuries in the past decade.

"I've seen things that you'd never want to see, things far worse than even a Mariah Carry movie," said Dr. Snow. "But saddest of all, most of these injuries could have been easily prevented."

One of Dr. Snow's recent cases involved a young newlywed couple. The wife lost her ring in a toaster while reaching for her bagel. And her foolhardy husband went after it with a fork.

"If only the husband would have contacted the Toaster Squad, they could have safely removed the ring," said Dr. Snow. "But he did not assess the real danger of the toaster, and it ended with me having to surgically reattach both arms."

Another recent case did not have such a happy ending. Little Bobby loved toast, and he loved taking bathes. But together, his two loves created an explosive mistress of death.

"Poor little Bobby, tried to take his toaster in the tub," said Dr. Snow, a tear streaming down his cheek. "We could only identify the body by comparing his teeth with our dental records. If only his parents had warned him about the dangers of Toaster Bathing, he would have worn his protective rubber suit and would still be with us today."

Dr. Snow, Nathan Jones, and others like them have been working hard for years to promote "Safe Toasting" across the United States. They have created television commercials and pamphlets detailing the dangers of using a toaster and what safety measures should be taken when you do.

"It is a simple reality that toaster injuries can be avoided," said Dr. Snow. "Always ground yourself before using a toaster, make sure you have rubber soled shoes, wear rubber gloves, and if you are toasting in a moist environment, don't forget your full body rubber suit. Follow these simple rules and you have no reason to fear your everyday breakfast routine."

While toaster deaths have been on a rise in recent years, their threat has remained largely unpublicized. Few people know the real dangers of toasters. Unfortunately, it seems that only now that toasters have become a leading cause of death worldwide are they truly being seen for what they truly are; cold, heartless killing machines. We must hope that with education and training, this trend will soon be reversed less we all be faced with the cruel wraith of the toaster.